Have any of you ever lost something? I don't mean misplaced around the house. I mean you were out someplace and you lost something. Something important. I remember one day when I was in college, I lost my keys. I'm walking from class to the student union building to get myself a beer. We had a bar on campus. Beer and wine coolers only. Anyway, being a biker, I wore my keys on my belt loop. That meant I did a lot of jingling when I walked. Anyway, as I said, I was walking from class to the student union building and all of a sudden I … [Read more...] about ANP Report, August 1, 2024

As you all know, some genius, who has been identified as a member of ANTIFA tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Well, old Dead Eye Dickless not only just grazed Trump's ear, but killed an innocent bystander and wounded a couple of others before a Secret Service agent blew his head off. He tried a gambit, and he lost - and he lost his life as well. Something has happened as a result. Something I figured would have happened, but this turd was too brainless to see past his blind hatred. Immediately following the release of the story, Trump's … [Read more...] about ANP Report, July 15, 2024

I can't believe the state of education these days. It seems that schools are more interested in teaching kids that men can have babies and kids have the right to choose their gender. They need to focus on more important things. I just found out that it is estimated that about 40 percent of Americans do not know that July 4 is actually the day this country declared independence from the United Kingdom.I do want to clarify something that confuses many people. I asked an actual Englishman this question. What is the difference between being British … [Read more...] about ANP Report, July 2, 2024

Comrades, as we all know, the Jews wield an enormous amount of influence in this country. When you consider they make up only three percent of the population, it's truly remarkable. Actually, I would take off at least a half percent to account for the Hasaidic Jews. You know, the ones in the funny black hats and clothes. They are sort of the Amish of the Jewish faith. They prefer not to mix with non-Jews and avoid it whenever possible. You won't find any of them teaching at non-Jewish schools, in show business, or serving as elected … [Read more...] about ANP Report, June 15, 2024

Well, June is here, and the weather is really warming up. I'm already drinking more water than I usually do. Bottled, of course. You know, when I was a kid, bottled water was not the typical water we drank. No, we drank tap water. I guess no one was aware that the tap water in some areas is not fit to drink. Or maybe the problem of bad water wasn't as serious as today. When I was a kid, they didn't have all this bottled water in stores, except for distilled. You had to call up one of the water companies like Sparkletts. You signed up for … [Read more...] about ANP Report, June 2, 2024

D'oh! I'm behind on my report. Sorry about that everyone.Anywho, it's late May, and the weather is really improving, so we need everyone to get out there and start handing out literature. Be careful not to violate any local laws. Stay away from schools and synagogues. Colleges are okay. However, if any college official, like a campus cop tells you to leave, it isn't worth arguing over. Just leave. Same with any cop. Don't make an issue out of it. You'll lose. Time to Reclaimby Steve DavenportOur society is sinking beneath the waves. Look … [Read more...] about ANP Report, May 18, 2024

If you need to make a business call outside of the country today, you will probably be disappointed when you receive a recorded message something like, "Our office is currently closed. Please call back during regular business hours." Today is Labor Day for most of the world.May 1 is International Worker's Day, often simply called May Day. It was the first worker's holiday established. The United States is one of the few developed countries that does not observe it. Our Labor Day is the first Monday in September, as we all know. Many people … [Read more...] about ANP Report, May 1, 2024

Sorry I'm a day late with my report, but you know, sh*t happens.Now that the weather is improving, the time for distributing literature is here. For those of you who are new at this, I have some good advice for you. Please read the following carefully.HAND OUTSHanding out literature is just what it sounds like. You go up to people, or wait until they pass by you, and you hand them a flyer.The best places to hand out literature are public parks, in front of stores, or on street corners. There are certain risks with each. STAY AWAY FROM SCHOOL … [Read more...] about ANP Report, April 16, 2024