There is a bank robbery brewing. This robbery will be different from previous robberies. This time the banks won't be the victims, they'll be the thieves.People believe that the stock market is a place for investments and to make money. What if it's all one gigantic trap?Stock prices have been skyrocketing. Many small investors believe...
ANP Report, July 1, 2023
Independence Day is just three days away. To me, it seems particularly sad that we celebrate the birth of our country as it lays dying. It's kind of like bringing a birthday cake to a man who is dying in the hospital. It somehow seems - inappropriate. Don't get me wrong. I do love my...
ANP Report, June 15, 2023
You know what really grinds my gears? Well, it's that time of year when the kids are getting off for the summer. I mean, kids are still kids. They should be going to school year round. I know I should have. I bet kids haven't really changed a bit, other than being more disrespectful and...
ANP Report, June 1, 2023
Another month has come and gone and June is upon us. Just because the Spring Blitz campaign is over, doesn't mean we stop with the literature. On the contrary, we keep going now that the summer weather is here. If you live in the southern regions, don't complain about it being too hot. Go out...
ANP Report, May 15, 2023
May is half over now and our Spring Blitz campaign is winding down. We had a good response this year - better than usual. A lot of materials were ordered and we had a higher than usual visit rate to the website, probably to download materials. I wish more of you hadn't waited until the...
ANP Report, May 1, 2023
In my last actual report I gave you a brief lesson on handing out literature. This time it's on dropping it off. Like the one about hand outs, there will be a more detailed version in The White Worker later this month. In many ways, dropping off literature is easier and safer than handing it...
Adolf Hitler
April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945
ANP Report, April 15, 2023
The Spring weather has finally arrived to most of the United States. That means no more excuses about not being able to get out and give out literature. You are aware that it isn't going to hand itself out. That would be nice, but it isn't going to happen. It's all up to you. I'll...
ANP Report, April 1, 2023
In the spirit of April Fool's Day... A 20-year-old college girl wrote a letter to her parents. Dear Mom and Dad, Sorry I haven't written to you sooner, but so much has happened lately. First, I fell off my bicycle and broke my leg. I didn't tell you sooner because I didn't want you to...
ANP Report, March 15, 2023
A couple of announcements first. March kicked off our annual Spring Blitz Literature Campaign. We encourage all members and supporters to get out the literature. This year, we're trying something a little different. This month we'd like you to leave fliers or cards inside books at the library and local bookstores. We recommend you limit...
ANP Report, March 4, 2023
Wow! It's March already! That means Spring weather is right around the corner. That also means the weather will be better for outdoor activism like handing out or dropping off literature. No more excuses about it being "too cold". Remember, I live in New Hampshire so I know what cold weather is. We're expecting more...
ANP Report, February 21, 2023
You know what really grinds my gears? It's dating women with small children. Last week I landed myself a date with a younger woman. I thought I was so lucky. I was planning on taking her out to dinner at a restaurant called "The Water Wheel." It thought it was going to be great. She...
ANP Report, February 11, 2023
There are some people that think shaving your head, slapping on a Swastika, and shouting Sieg Heil makes you a National Socialist. What that makes you is a Hollyweird Nutzi, not a true National Socialist. However, this does not apply to all Skinheads, just some. There are many Skinheads that are true National Socialists. They...
ANP Report, January 21, 2023
Sorry for being almost a week late. It seems we're all late getting started after the holidays. I must confess I was pretty lazy and got behind on some of my ANP duties, but I'm more or less caught up. This is going to be a short report, but an important one. As most of...
Happy New Year!
And may it be a White one!
ANP Report, December 15, 2022
Comrades, as this is my last report before Christmas, I would like to tell you my favorite Christmas poem.
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Al Bundy
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
No food was a stirrin’. Not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung round dad’s neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said, “Presents – or die!”
But this year dad had money in the bank.
But the bank closed up early. Now dad’s in the tank.
When all of a sudden Santa appeared
With a sneer on his face and booze in his beard!
“Santa,” I said as he laughed merrily.
“You do so much for others. Do something for me!”
“Bundy,” he said. “You only sell shoes.
Your son is a sneak thief, your daughter’s a flooz!”
“Ho-ho!” Santa said. “Shall I mention your wife?
Her hair’s like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife!”
As he turned to leave, that fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times and stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim as he broke wind with glee,
“You’re Married: With Children. You’ll never be free!”
Have a safe and happy Christmas and please be responsible. Don’t drink and drive. You can’t help the cause if you’re dead or rotting in jail. Hail Victory!
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
