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Happy New Year!
And may it be a White one!

ANP Report, December 15, 2022
Comrades, as this is my last report before Christmas, I would like to tell you my favorite Christmas poem.

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Al Bundy
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
No food was a stirrin’. Not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung round dad’s neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said, “Presents – or die!”
But this year dad had money in the bank.
But the bank closed up early. Now dad’s in the tank.
When all of a sudden Santa appeared
With a sneer on his face and booze in his beard!
“Santa,” I said as he laughed merrily.
“You do so much for others. Do something for me!”
“Bundy,” he said. “You only sell shoes.
Your son is a sneak thief, your daughter’s a flooz!”
“Ho-ho!” Santa said. “Shall I mention your wife?
Her hair’s like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife!”
As he turned to leave, that fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times and stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim as he broke wind with glee,
“You’re Married: With Children. You’ll never be free!”
Have a safe and happy Christmas and please be responsible. Don’t drink and drive. You can’t help the cause if you’re dead or rotting in jail. Hail Victory!
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
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Special Report, August 25, 2022
Comrades, I’ll keep this very brief. Someone just made a donation through GabPay, but he failed to leave a note saying who it was from. I have no idea who sent it, so I can’t credit him. Please, if you’re going to use GabPay, when they ask if you want to send a message you must tell me who it’s from or I can’t credit you. If you are reluctant to use your name with an electronic system of payment, then you’ll just have to use the regular mail. I’m not a mystic. If there is no name attached to a donation or dues, then I have no way of knowing who sent it. Thank you.
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party