ANP Reports

Comrades, I thought I would give you another White History lesson. Being October, I thought of the perfect thing.Most of us have heard of the infamous Salem Witch Trials, but not too many know all the details. For example, no convicted witch was ever burned in this country, although that's what most people think. They...

I just wanted to take a moment to talk about last week's debate. Guess what? I didn't even watch it. I've had an aversion to the circus since I was five and my folks to me to Boston Gardens to see Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus. The trapeze artists were good, but the clowns...

Tomorrow is Labor Day. Here in New England, that often means one last trip to the beach or lake before it starts cooling off in two or three weeks. But how many of you actually know how Labor Day came to be? The Origins of Labor Day Beginning in the late 19th century, as the...

I'm sure that each and every one of us has felt that our struggle is futile at one time or another.  We have all wondered at one point if we are wasting our time or not.  I too, have felt this.  One of the ways I rally myself is by simply telling myself that if...

Have any of you ever lost something? I don't mean misplaced around the house. I mean you were out someplace and you lost something. Something important. I remember one day when I was in college, I lost my keys. I'm walking from class to the student union building to get myself a beer. We had...

As you all know, some genius, who has been identified as a member of ANTIFA tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Well, old Dead Eye Dickless not only just grazed Trump's ear, but killed an innocent bystander and wounded a couple of others before a Secret Service agent blew his head off. He tried a gambit,...

I can't believe the state of education these days. It seems that schools are more interested in teaching kids that men can have babies and kids have the right to choose their gender. They need to focus on more important things. I just found out that it is estimated that about 40 percent of Americans...

Comrades, as we all know, the Jews wield an enormous amount of influence in this country. When you consider they make up only three percent of the population, it's truly remarkable. Actually, I would take off at least a half percent to account for the Hasaidic Jews. You know, the ones in the funny black...

Well, June is here, and the weather is really warming up. I'm already drinking more water than I usually do. Bottled, of course. You know, when I was a kid, bottled water was not the typical water we drank. No, we drank tap water. I guess no one was aware that the tap water in...

D'oh! I'm behind on my report. Sorry about that everyone. Anywho, it's late May, and the weather is really improving, so we need everyone to get out there and start handing out literature. Be careful not to violate any local laws. Stay away from schools and synagogues. Colleges are okay. However, if any college official,...

If you need to make a business call outside of the country today, you will probably be disappointed when you receive a recorded message something like, "Our office is currently closed. Please call back during regular business hours." Today is Labor Day for most of the world. May 1 is International Worker's Day, often simply...

Sorry I'm a day late with my report, but you know, sh*t happens. Now that the weather is improving, the time for distributing literature is here. For those of you who are new at this, I have some good advice for you. Please read the following carefully. HAND OUTS Handing out literature is just what...

The Origins Of April Fools Day Some historians speculate that April Fools' Day dates back to 1582, when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, as called for by the Council of Trent in 1563. In the Julian Calendar, as in the Hindu calendar, the new year began with the spring equinox...

Happy St. Paddy's Day and sorry I'm late with my ANP Report. This bug I had really hung on plus I developed a nasty cough. I just wasn't up to doing any writing. Starting to feel better now. I mean the cough is improving. Now I want to tell you a little story about four...

Comrades, in just four days is the birthday of the most important figure in National Socialism after Hitler himself: Commander George Lincoln Rockwell. Might I suggest that instead of just lighting a candle in his honor or by toasting him with a beer, we actually do something to help his cause. Anything. Anything at all....