And may it be a White one!
Happy New Year!
ANP Report, December 15, 2022
Comrades, as this is my last report before Christmas, I would like to tell you my favorite Christmas poem.
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Al Bundy
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
No food was a stirrin’. Not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung round dad’s neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said, “Presents – or die!”
But this year dad had money in the bank.
But the bank closed up early. Now dad’s in the tank.
When all of a sudden Santa appeared
With a sneer on his face and booze in his beard!
“Santa,” I said as he laughed merrily.
“You do so much for others. Do something for me!”
“Bundy,” he said. “You only sell shoes.
Your son is a sneak thief, your daughter’s a flooz!”
“Ho-ho!” Santa said. “Shall I mention your wife?
Her hair’s like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife!”
As he turned to leave, that fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times and stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim as he broke wind with glee,
“You’re Married: With Children. You’ll never be free!”
Have a safe and happy Christmas and please be responsible. Don’t drink and drive. You can’t help the cause if you’re dead or rotting in jail. Hail Victory!
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
ANP Report, December 1, 2022
There's no doubt about it. Christmas season is here - and so is Christmas shopping season. I won't make a big deal out of this in my report because I've already done so in the December issue of The White Worker. All I'm going to say is when you shop for presents, use some moderation....
ANP Report, November 17, 2020
I'd like to start out this report with a little something about our GabPay electronic system. It seems that some people having been having trouble. They submit a payment, and it does not go through. That means, your money remains in your account, and your dues are not paid. If you are trying to buy...
ANP Report, November 1, 2022
Another Halloween has come and gone. We had the usual amount of trick-or-treaters. I also assume the older kids had their parties. There was also a ton of horror movies on TV.When I was a kid, every Saturday night there was a program called "Chiller Theatre" on one of the local stations. It showed really...
ANP Report, October 15, 2022
Well, they did it. They subpoenaed Trump to testified before their Witch Hunt Committee. Trump has agreed to testify on the condition it is done on live TV. That way the Liberal news media cannot edit it in such a way that makes it sound damning to Trump by showing things out of context or...
ANP Report, October 1, 2022
October is here. Before you know it, it will be New Year's Day! The election is just 34 days away. I hope you will all get out there and vote against the Marxist government that is ruining this country. Also, please don't forget to send in your dues. We also have plenty of stuff for...
What Grinds My Gears
Well, my computer is up and running again, and I was able to have it updated to Windows 11, so now I'm completely current - until next week when Bill Gates of Hell comes up with something new that we will have to pay him to stay current. I can't stand that weaselly little creep....
ANP Report, September 1, 2022
Well, I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Fortunately for me it was later, but unfortunately it is now later. Last night I went to turn on my trusty old computer (and I do mean old) and immediately it went zit-zit-crackle-POOF! Then it laid down and died. The smell of burnt wiring...
Special Report, August 25, 2022
Comrades, I’ll keep this very brief. Someone just made a donation through GabPay, but he failed to leave a note saying who it was from. I have no idea who sent it, so I can’t credit him. Please, if you’re going to use GabPay, when they ask if you want to send a message you must tell me who it’s from or I can’t credit you. If you are reluctant to use your name with an electronic system of payment, then you’ll just have to use the regular mail. I’m not a mystic. If there is no name attached to a donation or dues, then I have no way of knowing who sent it. Thank you.
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
ANP Report, August 15, 2022
Comrades, some of you may have read this piece before. I haven't seen it online for years. The Liberals would like to see all traces of this destroyed because it tells the truth about the White Man's contribution to the world. I stumbled across it by chance the other day. For those of you who...
ANP Report, August 4, 2022
Sorry I'm a little late this month. No real excuse, I just haven't done it until today. Hey, at least I'm honest! I'm sure most of you have noticed that gas prices have come down on the average of fifty cents a gallon. Interestingly enough, Biden is taking credit for this, but he will not...
ANP Report, July 15, 2022
Great news! For those of you who have not read this in The White Worker, our merchandise is on the site store and ready for sale. Just click on SUPPORT/JOIN, and when the drop down appears, click on SHOP and you're there. There are three items for sale at this time. The yard signs are...
ANP Report, July 2, 2022
Because this is a holiday weekend, I’m going to make this short. Sorry, I know you all love to read my ramblings, but it is Independence Day weekend.
First, our merchandise has finally arrived. It is on the store and ready to go! Yes, it took forever and a day, but we are now ready for business. If you don’t know how to find the store, just go to the main page of the website. In the task bar, click on “SUPPORT/JOIN”. When the drop down appears, click on “SHOP” and you’ll be there. If you have any questions or problems making a purchase or using GabPay, contact us at staff@americannaziparty.com We’ll be glad to help you.
Also, I expect there will be a lot of drinking going on this weekend. Remember, as a National Socialist YOU and YOU alone are responsible for your actions. If you drink and drive and get busted – or hurt yourself or someone else – you can’t blame anyone but yourself. Be responsible, and also remember that the 4th of July crowds can be a great opportunity for activism! Check out all our flyers in our free flyers section on the website.
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
ANP Report, June 19, 2022
Comrades, sorry for being late again, but I've been kind of busy. I've been having some health problems that I won't discuss in detail on an open website. No, I'm not going to die or anything like that, but it's been kind of heavy what with going to doctors plus a trip to the ER....
ANP Report, June 2, 2022
Well, it's June already. Can you believe that at the end of the month the year is half over?! The weather is nice and I hope people are still keeping up with their literature distribution. It's nice weather for being outside. I remind everyone in California and the South West that in a month you'll...
