Hey there, Comrades! It’s me again. I know it’s been almost a month. I hope you haven’t forgotten your old buddy Dan.
I wanted to bring everyone up to speed on what your leadership has been up to. We have been having bi-monthly Zoom staff meetings and we’re really making some progress towards a more focused effort on the part of the ANP. It’s also giving us a chance to connect with each other on a personal level, and that in itself is a good thing.
One of the things we have discussed is a new electronic method of donating and paying dues. We’ve pretty much made up our minds which one we’re going to use. I don’t want to say exactly which one we’ll be going with on an open site like this. I would hate for some ANTIFA hacker to find a way to interfere, so I won’t give him any more intel by going into any unnecessary details at this time. Let’s just say that we will have a means of electronic payment soon.
We have also decided that now is the time for us to start selling merchandise to help raise revenue. Nothing too elaborate. Things like ANP flags, shirts, hats, and coffee mugs. These will portray the ANP eagle grasping a Swastika in it’s talons. I had a coffee mug like that made up for myself a few years ago and I use it everyday. Right now we’re looking for suppliers that can meet our needs at a reasonable price. The problem is, many American companies have joined the “woke” mob and will not make National Socialist items. Suppliers in the European Union are prevented by law from making Nazi stuff. In the EU just possessing Nazi stuff is a felony, unless they are genuine Nazi historical collectors items. However, there are companies out there that will do business with us. We just have to find one that will do it without charging us up the ying yang.
We’ve also appointed a number of new regional and state leaders. Again, for security and privacy reasons, I can’t list their names on an open site. Like I said before, we don’t want to help the enemy out with any intel, do we? It was about time we got around to these appointments. As the party grows, so does the need for more leaders. If any member or official supporter thinks that they have what it takes, contact us at [email protected] and volunteer. Whether or not you are chosen will depend on whether or not there is already a regional/state leader where you live, and by how long you have been with us, and how active you’ve been.
Well, that’s about it for this report. Thanksgiving is next week, and if I don’t make another report by then, I want to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. I also want to ask everyone not head to the stores the next day and act like a jackass and trample your fellow man to get the best bargains. Don’t act like selfish, greedy pigs. Act like a true National Socialist. Hail Victory!
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